Kim Kardashian celebrated her birthday on last week's episode of The Kardashians with an epic party, though her 'real' birthday with her kids was torturous.
The 43-year-old reality star and media mogul – who recently praised cosmetic dermatologist Simon Ourian – was visiting her mother Kris Jenner in this week's episode of The Kardashians.
Kris asks, ‘How was your birthday with the kids? Kim answers, ‘I thought my birthday I would have a day to myself. I was stuck doing everything that everyone else wanted to do.'
Kim added, 'I was stuck watching Youtube unboxing videos on my birthday. I had a FIFA tournament. Color Me Mine. You should see the ugly thing I made. Like this is not what I wanted to be doing on my birthday. I need to sit my kids down and be like, “This isn’t Mother’s Day. Like this is my day. Do you think a mom wants to go to Color Me Mine one more time? On her birthday?’
Kris laughs as Kim continues, ‘Whose birthday is it? You know it was torture. Just make me breakfast. That’s a great birthday.’
Kim Kardashian celebrated her birthday on last week's episode of The Kardashians with an epic party, though her 'real' birthday with her kids was torturous.
Kim Kardashian and her four kids in happier times at the beach
Kris asks, ‘How was your birthday with the kids? Kim answers, ‘I thought my birthday I would have a day to myself. I was stuck doing everything that everyone else wanted to do.'
A producer asks Kim in confession, ‘What would your perfect birthday have been?’ Kim answers, ‘To lock my door, not get out of my bed, and eat cookies and cream ice cream all day long. That’s what would have been my dream. But no. No one cares about my dreams. Not four kids at least.’
Kris adds in confession, ‘I think that we’ve all, as moms, been through some days where we don’t want to be doing what we’re doing, but we do it for our kids, so come on Kim, suck it up and do a little Color Me Mine.’
Back at Kris’ house, the momager says, ‘Having four is hard,’ as Kim adds, ‘It’s like a madhouse,’ while Kris adds, ‘Your house is a circus because you have a lot and you have a lot going on.’
Kim adds, ‘I’m gonna get my s**t together and I’m gonna be a f***ing drill sergeant, like Khloe is so tough,’ as Kris adds, ‘Well, have you talked to her about all this?’
‘No because she’s just very judgmental. She’s very judgmental if things aren’t perfection,’ Kris tells Khloe.
Kim explains in confession, ‘I’d say I’m like half of a Khloe parenter and half of a Kourtney parenter. Kourtney is like, “It’s all love, do what you want,” you know, but then I also get Khloe, and I get that order, but it’s difficult for me to be a really strict parent.’
Kris tells Kim, ‘You’re going to have to create some boundaries for everybody else, including me, including your friends, including some business associates.’
Kris adds in confession, ‘Being a mom, being a working mom, it’s really hard. I know Kim and I know how she thrives on her workload, but we all still need a little bit of balance.’
A producer asks Kim in confession, ‘What would your perfect birthday have been?’ Kim answers, ‘To lock my door, not get out of my bed, and eat cookies and cream ice cream all day long. That’s what would have been my dream. But no. No one cares about my dreams. Not four kids at least'
Back at Kris’ house, the momager says, ‘Having four is hard,’ as Kim adds, ‘It’s like a madhouse,’ while Kris adds, ‘Your house is a circus because you have a lot and you have a lot going on.’
Kris tells Kim, ‘You just need to create a world for yourself where less people have access to you, and everyone else can f**k off.’
Kim adds, ‘I’m gonna get my s**t together and I’m gonna be a f***ing drill sergeant, like Khloe is so tough,’ as Kris adds, ‘Well, have you talked to her about all this?’
Kris tells Kim, ‘You just need to create a world for yourself where less people have access to you, and everyone else can f**k off.’
The episode cuts to Kim back in glam, telling her team, ‘Perfection, as always, you bring nothing less,’ as the makeup artist adds, ‘Kim is in a good mood today, you guys.’
‘I’m either in a good mood or I’m like, “F**k that ho, and everyone’s a f***ing idiot,’ Kim tells her team, who laugh.
Kim turns to the camera and reveals, ‘I think today’s shoot will be cool. I’m shooting the GQ Man of the Year cover,’ as GQ Editor in Chief Will Welch walks in, showing her an idea for a picture.
‘Its this… obviously we’re playing with all this tailoring in menswear and there’s this iconic Demi (Moore) shoot,’ as he shows her the 1996 Autumn cover of Cigar Aficionado with Demi holding a cigar.
