Dwayne Johnson plays the Kerr card in a bid for gold
The scent of desperation is thick in the Hollywood air as Dwayne The Rock Johnson pivots hard from blockbusters to high-stakes biography. In his newest flick, The Smashing Machine, Johnson is trading his usual indestructible hero persona for the gritty, drug-fueled reality of Mark Kerr. Our sources say The Rock is so obsessed with snagging an Academy Award nomination that he has been exhausting the production staff with endless takes to prove he can actually act without a CGI explosion behind him.
But the real juice is the reported friction between Johnson and his costar, Emily Blunt. Insiders whisper that Blunt, who plays Kerrs lover Dawn Staples, was not exactly thrilled with Johnsons intense method acting on set. While the film is set to hit HBO Max on January , the whispers of behind-the-scenes ego clashes are louder than the UFC crowd noise. Is this a masterpiece or just a massive vanity project for a man who refuses to stop winning?
Charlize Theron and the nanny nightmare resurface
Streaming giant Prime Video is currently dusting off Tully, and the timing could not be more suspicious. As Charlize Theron continues to dominate the headlines for her mysterious absence from recent red carpets, this film about a housewife in over her head is climbing the charts. Theron plays Marlo, a woman pushed to the absolute brink, and some are wondering if the role was a little too close to home for the star during filming.
Critics gave this one an percent on Rotten Tomatoes, but the real drama is the disturbing reality behind the nanny character played by Mackenzie Davis. The film explores the dark side of motherhood and mental health, leaving fans questioning if the Band-Aid solutions depicted in the movie are mirroring a larger crisis in Hollywood parenting. Ron Livingston plays the useless husband, a role that has sparked a thousand angry threads about the bare minimum in celebrity marriages.
Licorice Pizza serves up a decade-wide age gap controversy
Netflix is currently under fire for pushing Licorice Pizza back into the spotlight, and the internet is losing its mind. The Paul Thomas Anderson flick features a -year-old Alana Haim being pursued by a teenage Cooper Hoffman. Despite the percent Rotten Tomatoes score, the optics of a decade-long age gap
The connection between the leads is undeniable, but Alana Kane’s suspicious behavior in the film has sparked a massive debate about accountability. Behind the scenes, we hear the production was a tight-knit family affair, but that has not stopped the legal eagles from eyeing the subject matter with a raised eyebrow. As the film trends on Netflix, the controversy is only getting hotter and messier.
I dont care how many awards it won, the age gap in Licorice Pizza is just weird and I cant believe we are still celebrating it in .
Rose Byrne and Christian Slater dive into surreal darkness
If you thought your life was messy, If I Had Legs Id Kick You is here to make you feel like a saint. Rose Byrne leads this HBO Max nightmare as Linda, a therapist who is basically one bad day away from a total mental collapse. With Christian Slater playing a husband who is conveniently lost at sea, Linda is left to battle her daughters eating disorder alone. Insiders claim the set was incredibly tense, with Byrne reportedly pushing herself to the edge of exhaustion to capture the surreality of the script.
Adding fuel to the fire is Conan OBrien in a rare serious role as a therapist. Word is Conan was extremely picky about his lines, leading to rumors that he might be eyeing a pivot into more dramatic territory. The film sits at a percent score, but viewers are warned that the shattering reality of the finale might leave them questioning their own sanity. Christian Slaters absence for most of the film is also raising questions about his actual time on set.
The Bear star Jeremy Allen White is the bait in Fremont
Ranking at the number one spot with a staggering percent is Fremont, but do not let the marketing fool you. Jeremy Allen White might be the face on the posters, but he is barely in the movie. It is a classic bait-and-switch move by the studios to use a hot star to sell an indie drama. The real star is newcomer Anaita Wali Zada, an actual Afghan refugee whose performance is being hailed as the discovery of the decade.
The story follows Donya, a lonely translator who risks everything for a human connection. While the movie is a critical darling on Hulu, the paparazzi-style whispers suggest that the production was a shoestring operation that barely made it to the finish line. Why is a star as big as White taking such a tiny role? Is there a secret debt involved, or is he just trying to clean up his image by associating with high-brow art? The truth is buried deep in the California sand.
Jeremy Allen White is only in this for like five minutes but he is still the best part. Why is he doing these tiny movies anyway?
The streaming wars are turning into a bloodbath
As February rolls on, the streaming giants are using these dramas as weapons in a war for your subscription dollars. But the shady deals happening in the background are what really matter. We are hearing that a major platform is faking its Rotten Tomatoes rankings by paying off low-level critics to boost their February slate. If these scores are manufactured, then the whole industry is a house of cards waiting to tumble.
The question remains: are we watching these movies because they are good, or because the PR machines have forced them down our throats? With The Rock aiming for an Oscar and indies like Fremont fighting for scraps, the hierarchy of power in Hollywood is shifting. Who will be left standing when the credits roll at the end of the month? The cliffhanger ending of the awards season is just beginning to take shape, and nobody is safe from the fallout.
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